Mikey: Do you know what amazes me? Brian: What, dear? Mikey: Outside a child is born, a man dies, a couple gets married… Brian: The ever changing kaleidoscope of life. Mikey: In here… nothing changes. Everything’s the same. Same hot guys, same thumpa-thumpa… same shaved chest… Brian: And what a comfort it is to know. Mikey: But it’s all a lie, an illusion, just… cheap theatrics. Brian: Nevertheless… let’s keep dancing.